What is a bum?

Bums are taken across the league weekly, as long as I remember to update it. These are players, coaches, owners, and fans, who were exceptionally bummy, either in games or off the field. In other words, when I audibly say “What a bum” while watching games. The Bum List has no bias, and everybody is at risk. Fantasy performances are taken into account.

Matthew Stafford

Matt! What’s the big idea! Such a strong start to the season, looking like an MVP candidate early. He’s done a full flip to being a bum. Now, he is old, I’d like that to be known. And the Rams are fighting and will probably make the playoffs, but color me unimpressed.

Richaad White

Now, I am a huge Richaad White stan. Is that because I have him in fantasy and he would always get 8 catches a game? Perhaps. Did he maybe lose his job to Bucky Irving? Perhaps. It’s a sad bum callout, but it has to be done.

Chicago Bears

Bears, Bears, Bears. Bear Down. 3 points? That’s all this team could muster? I thought they had the generational talent rookie QB with all sorts of weapons and a great defense? How did this happen? Is this also because I’m still upset we lost to them week 1 and ruined our season? Yeah it might be! Bums!